Lost and Found

I have recently come to believe I have completely lost my mind. The last time I remember having it, I think was around early July, or so. That means the search area is probably somewhere between Dover and Bethany Beach, and as far west as Seaford.

A good description might help someone recognize my mind if it's wandering around looking for me. Or looking for shells, along the beach, like I did for a few hours when I was five or so. My mind and I are both good at wandering, apparently.

My mind is probably thinking something creative, but doubtful it's complicated. Simple is good. It has less steps.

I'm not sure how to describe what my mind looks like. I could say it's inside a smallish sized head. I don't know how much my mind "weighs" but one night at a friend's house we weighed everybodys heads. I don't remember how much mine weighed, but I think the heaviest head was around 10 lbs. It was a strange crowd. I think we did this because none of us knew how much a head weighed. It's been such a long time ago I don't remember :/ My mind has a really bad memory for details.

Hmmm, what else? The hair on my smallish head is dark brown, with only a couple strands of gray here and there. The hair is cut blunt. The cut suits my thin hair recognizably well: I've been told my hair looks thick. It must be the cut though, because I'm heading the way of my Grandma. She had just enough hair on her head when she got older to make a gray haze of hair. But my hair is still nice yet.

My mind is lots of other little things, but I think that's a good starting point. So, just do me a favor? If you happen across my mind, stop and tell me: "I'm allergic to everything but that di..di.. that really strong stuff." You'll know it's me if I snap my head around and give you a "cynical" look.

Oh, and P.S. After re-reading this, to see if it was even slightly entertaining, and also to check my spelling and that kinda crap, I've come to realize I miss my mind. Maybe I'll check to see if I Facebook messaged me.

And P.P.S If you're wondering how the weight of a human head could have come up in a casual "shootin' the breeze" kind of conversation? Yeah, I don't know how that kind of conversation always tends to surface.